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At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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crystallized-teardrops:

my problems consist of not having enough money, hating school, people not dating me, hitting post limit and accidentally reblogging the same thing twice in a row

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blacklistecl:

it’s 2.30 am time to get started on homework

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  • Beethoven:ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience:*cheers*
  • Beethoven:I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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heightofthefall:

i’m on tumblr all the time because i need constant reassurance that i’m not the only one failing at life

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alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

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illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

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